“Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the world.” Or so said Marilyn Monroe, anyway.
She’d obviously never heard of Jeffrey Campbell, had she? Lucky Marilyn.
With the right shoes, you may be able to conquer the world, but with the wrong ones, you’re just going to find yourself spending the festive season in the Fashion Police jail. The shoes you’ll find in the gallery below are the wrong ones. These are the worst of the shoes we’ve arrested over the course of 2011: you’ll find the usual suspects, like good ol’ JC and Ugg Australia, but there are also some surprises, from the likes of Prada, Thakoon and even Fashion Police Godfather, Christian Louboutin.
Take a look, but remember to keep the eyeball bleach handy…