The word “dress” in the title of this post is a little ambitious, because the actual “dress” part – i.e. the bit that isn’t see-through – wouldn’t necessarily get a pass if this was a game of “Dress or Top“.
If it’s not a dress, though, what is it? Is it a bird? Um, well, actually, now you come to mention it, it DOES have its fair share of feathers on the shoulders. Is it a plane? We doubt it. Is it…a crime of fashion? Only you can decide. Place your votes in the comments, folks: tell us if Fergie is innocent or guilty of the charge of committing crimes of fashion!
Guilty
Guilty as charged!
This dress, in addition to being ugly, does absolutely nothing for her figure.
Totally wrong! totally guilty! doesnt suit her at all
Her makeup is so bad it almost distracted me from that hideous dress… almost. Those shoes are pretty bad too.
Fergie looks like she really needs a good night’s sleep here.
GUILTY!
Oh, that getup is so ick I can’t even stand it. Totally unflattering, blue velvet shoes(???) and a hair-do/make-up ensemb that looks like she’s about to go to soccer practice. Yack overall!