So, we know it's the week before Christmas, and the very LAST thing you want to do is slip into the ugliest outfit in the Fashion Police jail and hit the town in it. We know that. It's too bad, though, because this is Wear or Die, and obviously you're not going to die for the sake of fashion, so we're afraid you're going to have to pick one of the two options above to wear. Them's the breaks.
Here's how it works:
1. You must choose one outfit from the two shown above, to wear in public.
2. The outfit must be worn exactly as it's shown in the image: no modifications allowed!
3. Death is not an option.
Will you be the high fashion version of Where's Waldo, or will you be The Girl Who Went Out in Nowt But a Raggedy Shirt?
Which would you choose?
(Both outfits are available to buy here.)
17 comments on “Wear or Die: KTZ Edition”
The shirt but with stockings/leggings…
Oops… no mods… just the shirt then
The red stripey one, because you could hide your tin foil hat underneath the cap. Fight aliens in style!
The second one. The first one appears to be having a slight issue with modesty (coughnipslipcough). Would fashion tape be allowed in this case?
I was all set to go with #1 and call it festive until I saw the Janet Jackson impression there. #2 it is, ugh.
But #2 is clearly a shirt pretending to be a dress and thus another fashion crime on top of the ugly! Eek. I would wear #2 IF I could have some PANTS, but if I have to wear it as is, I would pick #1. At least it looks intentionally ugly, and not “I’m wearing a patched up night shirt” ugly.
“a patched up nightshirt that ran away (ran so far away) from an 80s music video” ugly.
It’d go with the black one, at least it sort of looks like a shirt dress, the other one is just a thing.
I’ll take the Ms. Pac-Man topiary maze shirt and Danger Stripe leggings (#1).
The second one, at least it doesn’t bare my torso to the world, and I can pretend I’m dressing as an unfortunate orphan for a play.
Number one, because it looks like a maze, and it would entertain me way too much XD
Number one… All the way.
The second one, I’d get a sign saying Out of Clothes will take anything…
At least the shoes are nice…
It doesnt make a difference, because quite frankly, Id die from just wearing it.
I’d wear the red/orange. I look good in that color. Only reason.
The one on the left looks fun. I’ll wear a white shirt underneath it and hang out across the street from a circus.