This shoe is alive. As in, it has a face and everything. Don’t believe us? Allow us to demonstrate:
It was the nose that tipped us off. Shoes just should’t have noses, you see, and so, being the team of ace detectives we are, we soon realised something was up. The thing is, though… we just can’t hate a face like that. OK, sure, it’s a shark. And it’ll probably bite your feet off. But it’s a kinda cute one, no? It’s just… a shame about the shoes.