SUSPECT: Dita Von Teese
SPOTTED: Opening the New Cointreau Prive Pop-Up Bar in London
WEARING: White Tadashi Shoji dress, usual hair and makeup
We almost always give Dita Von Teese the Fashion Police Gold Star for style. Honestly, we probably always will: sorry we're not sorry about that.
Some of you strongly disagree, though. "She should be edgy!" you cry. "She should be unexpected! She should be worrying about whether her outfit has an 'interesting twist' or not! And rather than knowing what she likes and sticking to it, she should be 'switching it up' and always taking risks, and until she does, we will call her boring and predictable, so there!"
Today, then, we've decided to throw Dita to the lions (that's you), and put her up on trial. YOU can decide whether the fact that her breasts appear to be at two different heights is worth commenting on. YOU can make the tough call on whether or not this dress is veering uncomfortably close to "builder's butt" territory. And you can do it starting.... now!
Innocent or guilty?
12 comments on “Dita Von Teese Opens The New Cointreau Prive Pop-Up Bar”
She’s looked amazing in everything I have ever seen her in. Innocent!
Is it her pose throwing the left side off a little? It is noticeably higher. I would absolve her of builder’s butt. Close, but not quite there. And she has a phenomenal figure. Who would care? Innocent!
Innocent! She looks amazing. I love how she can somehow wear such revealing outfits, while forever remaining classy and rather mysterious. And beautifully pale. Well done, Dita.
Totally innocent. She knows what works and plays it for all it’s worth. Though this seems to be a bit “out of the box” for her (it’s white, after all!). This could be so overdone on someone else – Blake Lively for example – but on Dita it’s classy and suggestive. I wish I had the figure to wear such pieces and the invites to places I could wear them!
One of the first things I noticed, actually, was how good the boobz look. They’re not the same height, but they’re perky & round & her skin is flawless.
As for the almost-buttcrack: I’m not sure whether it’s the style of the dress, or Dita’s proportions or fair skin, but I was reminded of a “classic” painting, like Botticelli’s Venus or something. Which is a stunning effect.
It probably would have been trashy on a tan person or someone with less poise.
Gorgeous. Utterly gorgeous. But then again, I’d say that no matter what she wears seeing as I genuinely have a massive crush on her.
However, she looks absolutely flawless and the dress is just gorgeous.
The low back and butt-detail may have looked really trashy and sleazy on someone else. But on her, it just looks stunning and classy. But she could wear just about anything and make it look classy and expensive.
If you haven’t guessed yet, I’m voting Innocent (who on earth wouldn’t?)
Innocent, she looks great.
Innocent and absolutely gorgeous!
innocent, she looks fantastic
Absolutly innocent! Dita IS style and fashion!
Innocent. I wish I looked that fantastic!
Hmm. I really like that drapy style of dress, but think this should perhaps either have a top made of a few bandages or risk builder’s bum at the back.
Maybe just a silver star this time?