These boots can’t decide whether they want to be heels or wedges. Or ice skates.
We can’t decide whether we want to lock them up and throw away the key, or set them free. Well, OK, we CAN decide. We’re going to let you make the decision for us, though, just so we can confirm that our initial hunch about these us correct, so tell us: are they guilty or innocent of the charge of committing crimes of fashion?
(While we’re here, if you want to see a REAL pair of “ice skate” boot, Dsquared2 did a much more realistic job than Alain Quilici: click here to remind yourself of them)