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Harry awoke to the throaty grumble of a rape ape. Not a rape ape, but the rape ape, the last of his kind after the subjugation of the rapeforest. His people once graced the canopy, their penile digits proudly grasping the vines as they swung through the night, their hundreds of sweaty simian dongs trailing a now-fetid memory in the rape ape’s watering eye. As his ocular ducts began to well with ancestral pride, so too did the countless meaty members sprouting from the rape ape’s every hairy inch. From his eye sockets, ear holes, even his calloused toes, a penile font of cry-juice birthed a deluge… …The fleshy kidmass sprouted hair and groin dribblers just like the rape ape, and sprayed confetti into skies of past and future, setting the constellations aflame with the opalescent of the perished rape apes. An explosion of color and hair left Harry Potter alone and still bound. He thought about sandwiches. Sorry. Just what this reminded me of.
Harry awoke to the throaty grumble of a rape ape.
Not a rape ape, but the rape ape, the last of his kind after the subjugation of the rapeforest. His people once graced the canopy, their penile digits proudly grasping the vines as they swung through the night, their hundreds of sweaty simian dongs trailing a now-fetid memory in the rape ape’s watering eye. As his ocular ducts began to well with ancestral pride, so too did the countless meaty members sprouting from the rape ape’s every hairy inch. From his eye sockets, ear holes, even his calloused toes, a penile font of cry-juice birthed a deluge…
…The fleshy kidmass sprouted hair and groin dribblers just like the rape ape, and sprayed confetti into skies of past and future, setting the constellations aflame with the opalescent of the perished rape apes. An explosion of color and hair left Harry Potter alone and still bound. He thought about sandwiches.
Sorry. Just what this reminded me of.
LOVE THIS. I *literally* lol’d
It’s like he’s a walking homosexual orgy…