It’s Wear or Die time again, and the question facing you this week is…
Would you rather go out in public in your knickers than wear these Comme des Garcons shorts?
This question isn’t quite as ridiculous as it sounds, because, of course, the leopard-print beauties on the right of the photo aren’t actually underwear, despite being described as “knickers”: no, they’re those teeny-tiny “shorts” that look great on female pop stars as they gyrate around the stage, but possibly won’t look quite as good on the rest of us.
Perhaps we’re just speaking for ourselves here, though? Perhaps you have both the booty and bravery to wear Miss Selfridge’s leopard-print pants in public, without batting an eyelid? If that’s the case, your choice today will be an easy one. If, however, you prefer NOT to look like you’re out in your undies, you may be forced to opt for Comme des Garcons’ inflatable brain shorts instead.
Which you will choose?
(Remember, the rules of the game are that you must choose one option… or DIE. Death is NOT an option. Neither is covering up with something else, or wearing the item in the privacy of your own home, where no one can hear you scream. You wear them in public, exactly as they’re shown, or YOU DIE. Simples.)
I would wear the leopard print “undies”.is wearing them over tights allowed?
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I’ve actually gone out in the microshort/knickers things before (at Halloween)
They were covered in pink sequins but the leopard print are nicer so definately them!
I would definitely choose the knickers/shorts…as long as I could wear them over tights! There is no way I would choose the other pair :/
Haha I guess most of the other commenters have better butts than mine. It’s a hard choice, but I’d probably pick the hideous ones on the left as a favor to those around me because I doubt anyone wants to see that much of my lower half…
I’d go for the booty shorts, am I allowed to wait until spring or summer? It’s -1C out this morning. haha
errrr can I die? No – OK well give me the comme des garcons pair – they may be hideous, but at least they’d kind of keep my bum warm….
Ummm…It’s close enough to Halloween that I could put the brain shorts on and go a a zombie’s dream, so I’ll go with that.
Knickers/shorts. Leggings underneath, anyone?
I’m not Beyonce so I’d have to give the knicker shorts a miss.
Definitely the hot pants! They can at least be fun and flirty, whereas the giant…. things…. are just grotesque.
I don’t think the comme des garcons pair are THAT bad, definitely not my clothing of choice but…..
I would do the leopard print knickers, preferably with tights underneath and give the rest of the outfit a 70′s style slant. If tights aren’t allowed……yup I’d still rather show my scars and cellulite than where those horrible brain-shorts.
I’d have to go with the black pair, because the others just scream ‘aging hooker’ to me.
While I’m pretty proud of my bum, I’m also somebody’s mother, so I’d take the ugly black “shorts” on the left!
Definitely the one from Comme des Garçons. It covers up the lower part of the body, and since i was a zombie in an other life, the idea of wearing a giant brain is almost seducing O.o
Oh, yes! the hotpants! I’d go to a reggae-dancehall party with this directly. If it was summer I’d maybe even wear them without leggings, why not?
If I could wear very thick blackest black tights underneath then I would choose the knicker shorts!
Well, the first one turns any seat into a comfortable one