Crimes of Fashion, Dresses, Halloween

Looking for a last-minute Halloween costume?

Then look no further than ASOS.com:

ASOS sack dressThis dress – for yes, it is a dress, not a Victorian nightgown – will be be the perfect basis for your:

* Half-assed ghost (just paint your face white, OK?)
* Escapee from a Victorian mental asylum
* Burial shroud – ideal for the ever-popular “zombie” costume!

Or, of course, you COULD just wear it as it is, and go as a fashion victim, like we suggested last week. Fashion victims are MUCH scarier than ghosts and zombies, after all… because fashion victims are REAL.

Stay safe, kids: don’t let the scary dress give you nightmares…

scary dressBuy it here.

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