If there's one thing we've learned in the long year's we've been Fashion Policing, it's this: people love adult onesies. LOVE them. Seriously, you guys just can't get enough of giant babygrows. We're not saying you're wearing them out of doors - not YET, anyway - but any post we write on the subject of adult onesies will normally elicit a bunch of comments which include frequent use of the phrase "But they're so comfy!" As we believe that what people choose to wear in the comfort of their own home is no business of ours anyway, we will refrain from pointing out that this is exactly how people try to defend Crocs, too, and simply provide you with our ultimate list of Adult Onesies...
Adult Onesies: The Roundup
Argyle print adult onesie.
OK, we promised ourselves we wouldn't make fun of these, but seriously: who'd want to sleep with this dude?
You know, they look so happy in their adult onesies that it's really hard to hate them, isn't it?
Or maybe not.
Still, it's impossible to imagine them having sex, isn't it? (Not that we were trying to, you understand...)
Especially when they wear the ones(ies) with teddy bears all over them.
We know what you're thinking, though. They look comfortable and all, but wouldn't it be a bit inconvenient if you had to go to the bathroom?
Well, not really, no:
Meet the drop-seat adult onesie. We love this model for trying to look sexy while wearing a pink onesie covered in ickle duckies.
Surely there must be adult onesies for the cool kids, though, we hear you ask?
Why, yes, now you come to mention it:
Who could forget the Uni-Lazy?
(Answer: you can't. We've tried.)
You'll note that the wearers of the Uni Lazy are out in public in their adult onesies. We're going to pretend we didn't see that. For now.
There's also the Forever Lazy:
Its makers were too lazy to come up with a wide range of patterns, so you just get three "stylish" colours. It's the little black dress of adult onesies, only not really.
Adult onesies also make excellent Halloween costumes:
You'll be beating off prospective suitors all night, we promise.*
Before you leave you to digest all of this, we just want to end this post with a warning: adult onesies may cause their wearers to adopt ridiculous poses:
You will be powerless to resist this:
You'll also lose every ounce of sex appeal you ever had:
BUT - and it's a very big "but", people - you'll be SO! COMFY!
So wear them and enjoy.
*No you won't.