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It’s the morning after Halloween weekend, and there’s only one question on everyone’s lips here at Fashion Police HQ: where’s the coffee? What did Heidi Klum dress as THIS year?
As most of our fashion force know, Heidi throws an extravagant costume party every Halloween, and each year she somehow manages to outdo herself in the costume department. It must be quite stressful, now we come to think of it.
Did Heidi manage to outdo herself THIS year, though? Well, here she is arriving:
But what’s under the blood-spattered sheet?
Kinda wishing we hadn’t asked now…
Most bodies wear high platform boots, just FYI.
“Haha, top THIS, bitches!”
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If you thought Ugg boots were bad – and we know more than a few of you DID – take a look at these fur sandals by Opening Ceremony.
Something about bare toes (complete with chipped polish) makes us want to reach for the eyeball bleach:
Uggs don’t seem so bad now, do they?
(Click here for the product page)
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While most of us get ready to step out of our comfort zones this weekend, and dress up in wild and unusual ways, Lady Gaga has also been busy stepping out of HERS. The only difference is that when Gaga decides to wear something completely different from her usual style, it involves wearing an outfit that’s … actually quite stunning, really, if we’re perfectly honest. And OK, she’s been a little heavy-handed with the pale foundation, but we’d totally wear that dress, and that’s not something we often find ourselves saying when we look at Gaga.
This will make this year’s Lady Gaga Halloween costume MUCH easier, that’s for sure…
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Following on from our roundup of adult onesies yesterday, we discovered this at River Island:
We think they’re selling it as sleepwear, but the first rule of Fashion Policing is “never assume” (the second rule is “arrest anything that has a drop-crotch”), and given the current state of fashion, we’re honestly not convinced there aren’t people who would wear this in public.
Stranger things have happened, after all….
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Then look no further than ASOS.com:
This dress – for yes, it is a dress, not a Victorian nightgown – will be be the perfect basis for your:
* Half-assed ghost (just paint your face white, OK?)
* Escapee from a Victorian mental asylum
* Burial shroud – ideal for the ever-popular “zombie” costume!
Or, of course, you COULD just wear it as it is, and go as a fashion victim, like we suggested last week. Fashion victims are MUCH scarier than ghosts and zombies, after all… because fashion victims are REAL.
Stay safe, kids: don’t let the scary dress give you nightmares…
Buy it here.
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These bags are from Jeffrey Campbell’s Girls We Hated in High School line. Luckily we were wearing sunglasses when we looked at them (The Fashion Police never remove our dark glasses) so we have no real problem with the bags themselves: we show you them purely because the expression on the model’s face suggests that girls we hated in high school ended up with three designer handbags strapped to their bodies, in the name of fashion. And that they don’t like it. But modelling is hard, girls! Look who unimpressed this girl is with her 80s outfit and slightly “wacky” pose!
And, you know, you can change her clothes, but you can’t change her ‘tude:
Modelling is hard: remember it.
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If there’s one thing we’ve learned in the long year’s we’ve been Fashion Policing, it’s this: people love adult onesies. LOVE them. Seriously, you guys just can’t get enough of giant babygrows. We’re not saying you’re wearing them out of doors – not YET, anyway – but any post we write on the subject of adult onesies will normally elicit a bunch of comments which include frequent use of the phrase “But they’re so comfy!” As we believe that what people choose to wear in the comfort of their own home is no business of ours anyway, we will refrain from pointing out that this is exactly how people try to defend Crocs, too, and simply provide you with our ultimate list of Adult Onesies…
Adult Onesies: The Roundup
OK, we promised ourselves we wouldn’t make fun of these, but seriously: who’d want to sleep with this dude?
Oh. OK.
You know, they look so happy in their adult onesies that it’s really hard to hate them, isn’t it?
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