For this week's edition of Wear or Die, we bring you two dresses, both pulled from our very own Ugly Prom Dress gallery, and both modelled by the same girl. That poor, poor girl. She's not as lucky as you are: she didn't get to choose which of these dresses she wore, she just had to wear them both! Your task, then, is a little easier in comparison: you must choose one the two dresses shown above... or you must die!
The rules:
1. You must choose one of the options shown above, to be worn in public
2. You are not allowed to hide the outfit in any way: no large overcoats allowed!
3. Death is not an option!
Of course, luckily for you, this is all just for fun, and you won't actually have to wear the dress. This model DID have to wear the dress: both of them. For her, Wear or Die isn't a game: it's HER LIFE.
Which will you choose? Pink or orange, orange or pink? Make your choice in the comments, and prepare to WEAR OR DIE!
31 comments on “Wear or Die: Ugly Prom Dress Edition”
The first one. I think. The weird see-through ice-skater stuff on the second one really gives me the creeps.
Pink. It would be cute without all the triangular exposure.
The second one. At least I don’t have to worry about accidentally flashing someone.
Can i choose death by being beheaded . That way , even if this is my funeral dress no one will recognise me .. lol The 2nd one… if i really have to ….
A girl in my class wore a very similar dress to the first one and was told it was unsuitable and that she needed to change.
I’d definitely go with the second, I might be able to pass it off as a crap Carmen Miranda tribute, and plus I would know my bum is not on show.
orange one, would rather not have anyone see my butt line
Definitely the second one, even with the neon orange and ruffles! So don’t want to be flashing my thighs as in the first one!
The second might not be so bad if you could detach the top and wear a different top with it!
I’d rock that orange one. Add some tropical hibiscus flowers, a lei and hula my way through the agony. Forget the fact that I can’t hula. I’d hope that my awkward gyrations would distract onlookers from noticing the ugly orange dress.
Definitely the orange, is slightly less revealing maybe and much less of a strange shape.
Also wow to the earlier comment that someone knows someone who actually wore something like this!
+1 for the orange – maybe you need to change the name to wear AND die…
I’d have to choose the orange one. The pink one is just begging for a wardrobe malfunction. People don’t need to see that much of me.
Aouch hard one…orange? And kill myself AFTER having worn it?
Definitely the orange one, don’t feel like showing my bum to the whole world
Since my girlfriend is a redhead, it would be hard to pick any of these because of the colours pink and orange. Yet, we both would agree the one on the left would suit her figure just that much better than the other one.
Gonna hafta go with the neon fuschia.The orange would wash me out and make me look like a slutty Muppet. I have the body to be able to do the fuschia one well, as it covers my only trouble zone, and I can always put on a set of black leggings and be OMGHIGHFASHYUN! while giving myself a bit more modesty.
I’d probably wear the orange, and turn it into a gypsy costume of some sort. Less likely to skew one’s proportions at least.
I’d pick the fuschia, because if I wear orange, I look dead anyway. I would have to wear it with a head-to-toe spankx, however. Wearing it would not kill me, but might be deadly to onlookers!
i’d rather wear the orange one,its less wierd than the pink one though its sill neon.both these outfits disturbingly remind of a particular celeb M….
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In what world are these prom dresses? I’m no prude, but in my world they are hooker dresses.
Agreed.
Ditto
They are both hideous. but, as you’re being particularly cruel I’ll choose the orange – the pink would make me physically ill.
Still, there is one hope for me: I’m far too old for prom…
I’d go for the orange, well if I really had to because, let’s say, my house was on fire and I had to borrow close from an retired ice-skater. And I’d say they’re not hooker dresses, I’d hardly call these dresses anyway, more like something a child would have made for her Barbies and found herself lacking material to finish them.
I guess I’d go with the orange one because the world really doesn’t need to see my ass.
definitely the orange one. I could rock orange and ruffles….. be all like, “YEAH, I’m wearing orange ruffles and a midriff-baring dress to prom, what’s it to you!?”
or go hide in a corner and drink spiked punch, either one really.
Probably pink–I would put tights or something on under it, but I dislike the orange color on me.
Oh, and not only does the model have to wear both dresses, she has to look happy while doing it!
Death please but if I had to choose it would be the orange simply because the skirt is a nicer shape.
the second one, since the first isn’t made for human women. Also, with the orange dress I would be less likely to moon anyone
If I has absolutely no choice, I would go for the orange one because I don’t want to moon anyone
My condolences to that poor model
I would wear the orange one, then pretend to be a hula girl all the way to the nearest public toilet where I would stay until 1am when no one is about and then run for my life home.
Simple.
Pink: see-through panels make you likely to moon somebody
Orange: too immodest for my taste, plus you can almost see the model’s ribs.
My choice: both are ugly as hell, but I guess I’d wear the pink one with a pair of black tights and a long coat in a neutral tone. That way I wouldn’t feel overly-exposed.