Remember the time Emma Stone wore an “organs on the outside” skirt? That was the day we learned the word “panniculus”, courtesy of reader Heidi. According to Wikipedia, a panniculus is “a dense layer of fatty tissue growth, consisting of subcutaneous fat in the lower abdominal area”. It’s what we would normally call a FUPA. And it’s apparently the very height of fashion, for now here’s Zooey Deschanel, everyone’s girl’s crush, can do no wrong, wearing an abdomen-enhancing outfit to the premiere of Our Idiot Brotherthis week.
We don’t hate it. Not even with the frilly, pierrot-style collar, although Pierrot + Panniculus is an unusual combination, granted. It doesn’t matter what we think, though, because YOU are the Fashion Police jury, so it’s over to you to decide:
Is Zooey guilty or innocent of the charge of committing crimes of fashion?