Crimes of Fashion

What do you call cameltoe for men?

We call it “these Julien David pants“:

You can’t un-see it now, can you?

Want to know the saddest thing about this? They’re drop-crotch pants.You shouldn’t be able to get a cameltoe from a drop-crotch, should you? It’s the one thing – the ONE THING – that’s good about this particular “style”.

By some terrible cosmic irony, however, a dropped crotch can actually create the illusion of a cameloe where none exists, as in the example above. Or it can make an existing cameltoe much, much worse. We see you shaking your head at that. We’re going to make you wish you hadn’t doubted us:

(Note: the image over the jump may be NSFW. Or for eyes. Eyeball bleach at the ready folks, we’re goin’ in…)

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SEE?

 

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