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Luckily for The Fashion Police, not everyone in Cannes chose to go almost naked. All of the celebrities at the Pirates of the Caribbean premiere, for instance, were at least clothed. Were they well clothed, however? Well, that’s what we’re about to decide.
Let’s start with Paz Vega.
Now, Paz is one of our style crushes. She is almost always impeccable, and she is the proud holder of more than one Fashion Police gold star, for that very reason. So when we saw the top half of her outfit, we were really excited:
Now this wouldn’t be to everyone’s taste, obviously, especially given the high neck and long sleeves. But we fully expected to love it: it has a real vintage, 60s feel to it (it’s actually Azzaro 2010), and it makes a nice change from all of the flesh-flashers we tend to see on the red carpet these days.
Then we saw the bottom half:
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Well, THANK GOD for bras, eh?
Without them, this model would’ve found herself doing a very different kind of “modelling” for the one she signed up for:
On the other hand, though, we somehow don’t think that when the House of McQueen decided that this grey sweater badly needed a boob window, that they anticipated it being worn with a boring beige bra underneath. Surely if you had a window on your boobs, you’d at least encase them in something a little more interesting? Or would you? What IS the boob-window etiquette these days, anyway? Not being fashion victims, we have no idea what you’re supposed to wear underneath your totally sheer top, and given that this one is already sold out, we’ll probably never know.
Unless, of course, you’d like to enlighten us?
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Until today, The Fashion Police hadn’t even heard of Candice Boucher. Ah, yesterday! It was a more innocent time!
How the times have changed, though. Today, Candice finds herself at the very top of our Wanted list, and it’s all because of THIS dress:
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You may be experiencing some gorgeous Spring weather right now, but here at Fashion Police HQ, April showers don’t give way to May flowers. In fact, they usually don’t give way at all. That’s not the only reason we love trench coats, though. They’re a style staple, but they’re also available in more than enough different styles and prints to keep things interesting.
Here are just a few of our current favourites, in no particular order:
Ringspun polka dot trench coat, £40, TK Maxx
The asymmetric collar and polka print help breathe new life into an old classic.
ASOS green trench coat, £55
A bright colour makes everything better.
Gryphon skirt trench, $425
Business in front, party at the back. Sort of.
Tulip print trench coat, £55, Topshop
It’s summer. Some kind of floral print is compulsory.
Burberry studded trench jacket.
Well, you can’t mention trenches without mentioning Burberry…
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There are lots of things we could say about the white dress Cheryl Cole wore on the red carpet at Cannes last night. The beautiful cut, the perfect fit, the, er, fruit attached to teh waistband.
Unfortunately, though, we can’t say any of those things, because our officers were much too busy making sure Cheryl’s breasts stayed under control, and within the confines of the dress, at all time.
We think it all worked out OK.
What do you think of Cheryl’s look here?
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