Monthly Archives: May 2011


Dress Like a Toddler Trend: Stella McCartney’s pocket dungarees

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woman dressed like toddlers Dress Like a Toddler Trend: Stella McCartneys pocket dungarees

This model broke our “Grown Women Shalt Not Dress Like Small Children”rule, so we’ve made her go stand in the corner to think about what she’s done.

We caught her wearing these:

dungarees Dress Like a Toddler Trend: Stella McCartneys pocket dungarees

Now, we find dungarees childlike even at the best of times, and unfortunately this incident confirms that not even being buck naked underneath that can make them look any more grown up:

stella mccartney dungarees Dress Like a Toddler Trend: Stella McCartneys pocket dungarees

Of course, maybe you don’t WANT to be a grown up. (We don’t really either, to be honest.) Maybe you’d prefer to dress like a toddler long into adulthood and beyond, and if that’s the case then you should click here and buy these for £484. Definitely not child-friendly prices, anyway…

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The “Scraps” Skirt, by Comme des Garcons

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comme des gracons skirt The Scraps Skirt, by Comme des Garcons

So THAT’S what happened to all of the old scraps of fabric on the cutting room floor!

Note to designers everywhere: keep the models away from the glue gun…

(Click here to buy it)

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Hips Don’t Lie: Jennifer Lopez at the release of her new album

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FP 7256265 RIJ JENNIFER LOPEZ 13 21 Hips Dont Lie: Jennifer Lopez at the release of her new album Jennifer Lopez is ageing in reverse. We almost didn’t recognise her here, but then we thought, “Who on earth would want to make their hips look much bigger than they actually are?” J-Lo, that’s who.

Who does she remind us of here? Who?

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Fashion Police at the premiere of ‘Something Borrowed’

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FP 7256653 RIJ SOMETHING BORROWED 71 90 Fashion Police at the premiere of Something Borrowed

Pregnancy must make red blue carpet dressing even more of a challenge than it is anyway, but Kate Hudson rose to the challenge perfectly at the premiere of ‘Something Borrowed’ last night – we love that yellow!

As for the rest of the celebrity guests…

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Clothes With Faces: See by Chloe strappy multi-print dress

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dress with a face Clothes With Faces: See by Chloe strappy multi print dress

Hey, dress! Why the long face?

dress with a face 2jpg1 Clothes With Faces: See by Chloe strappy multi print dress

Ah. Right. Still, at least you probably won’t look so much like a grumpy face when you’re actually being worn, will you?

dress with an angry face Clothes With Faces: See by Chloe strappy multi print dress

Or maybe you will. Because once seen, it can’t be unseen: that’s the rule of clothes with faces.

This See by Chloe number is £485 at Harvey Nichols. And it’s not very happy about it, either.

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