Clothes With Faces: See by Chloe strappy multi-print dress

Hey, dress! Why the long face?

Ah. Right. Still, at least you probably won’t look so much like a grumpy face when you’re actually being worn, will you?

Or maybe you will. Because once seen, it can’t be unseen: that’s the rule of clothes with faces.

This See by Chloe number is £485 at Harvey Nichols. And it’s not very happy about it, either.