Until today, The Fashion Police hadn't even heard of Candice Boucher. Ah, yesterday! It was a more innocent time!
How the times have changed, though. Today, Candice finds herself at the very top of our Wanted list, and it's all because of THIS dress:
We say "dress". It's ... not really deserving of that title, is it?
Candice is clearly a young woman who likes attention. And as you can see from the top photo, in which the two gentlemen with her are trying very hard indeed to keep their eyes above the neck, at least, she's pretty much succeeded in getting it. What a role model for our youngsters!
Let's try to answer the question on everyone's mind: Does Cher know Candice Boucher has broken into her wardrobe? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WEAR UNDER A DRESS LIKE THAT? Thankfully, our agency photographer was thoughtful enough to help us answer that question:
Actually, we think the photographer was enjoying thus a little TOO much, hmm? Anyway, we think that's a nude thong we can see there. We are grateful for this small mercy.
We're also grateful that it was her rather than us who had to wear this little number:

[Images: Pixplanete / PR Photos]


14 comments on “Candice Boucher arrested by Fashion Police for shress-related offences at Cannes”
How tacky. Some people didn’t get enough attention growing up, so horrors like this are brought out for the public eye.
ugly dress. poor lady! no one should go into cher’s closet.
Hell, even Cher would reject that!
It would have been better with something with black sequins inside…much more classy…
Not very classy. Even the bits of dress that are there aren’t very nice.
awful!she’s naked. Nice try but it’s a total fail
How the heck did she not get actually arrested for this?
I swear if you were walking down the street in that you’d be arrested or something…certainly get stared at at least. I’m curious to find out when the prom dress version comes out.
Those poor fellows- “Must not stare, must not stare, must not stare…”
I’m sure only women thought it was horrible))
I was willing to put up with this dress until I saw butcheeks. That was the last straw!
Seriously, wtf?
There are no words…
I can’t explain what kind of dresses that . Huh? Almost naked. But it’s nice but need to cover some part of the body.
It looks like she’s being attacked by two 7 legged spiders. Sheesh….