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Coast ‘Cerys’ Pleated Dress
£135, ASOS
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Dress of the Day: Coast ‘Cerys’ Pleated Dress 
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Monthly Archives: April 2011
Dress of the Day: Coast ‘Cerys’ Pleated Dress
Spot the Difference: Betsey Johnson Vs Bakers
You know what puzzles us most about this case, readers? The fact that, at $70, the Bakers shoes are:
a) Not exactly “cheap”.
b) Only $10 less than the sale price of the Betsey Johnson originals.
We’re assuming there are enough points of difference for Bakers not to get in trouble over this, but there aren’t enough for it not to be blatantly obvious what they’re up to, hmm?
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Handbag of the Week: Vivienne Westwood tartan leather bag
There’s nothing like a striking bag to add colour to an outfit, and this bag certainly adds a lot of colour! But the pretty pastel-bright tartan is so eye-catching, and includes current favourite, coral, making the bag more practical that you’d think on first sight.
We think it’s adorable – if you do too, you can buy it from Yoox.com for £168.
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Save Shoeperwoman, and other stories from around our network…
Shoeperwoman still needs your support – click here to read more.
Realtor is all in a spin, thanks to her great love of chairs.
Grumpy isn’t keen on the Grand National. And neither are we.
Forever Amber and Dollface are both on hiatus this week while your Chief of Police deals with the Shoeperwoman trademark dispute: they should be back to normal soon!
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Dress of the Day: Milly ‘Justene’ plissé cotton-voile dress
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Milly ‘Justene’ plissé cotton-voile dress
£385, Net-a-Porter
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Strange Shorts: Thakoon paper bag shorts
We tend to hate anything the words “paper bag” can be attached to. Except actual paper bags, obviously. They’re free to call themselves that, with our blessing.
These shorts don’t even LOOK like “paper bags” to us, though. No, these have a different problem altogether, because when we look at them we don’t see “cute shorts”: we see “OMG, I had a total bathroom emergency, ruined what I was wearing and was forced to quickly fashion myself a new pair of pants out of toilet tissue.”
And once we’ve seen it, it can’t be unseen.
These are by Thakoon and are $425 at Shopbop. Click here to buy them.
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Daylight Robbery? Balmain cotton t-shirt with safety pins
Folks, do us a favour: read the title of this post again. Then explain to us why this cotton t-shirt is worth $1,500. WITHOUT using any variation on the phrase “Because IT’S OMGDESIGNER!”
We’ll wait here while you come up with something.
(Want it? Click here to buy it.)
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Celebrity Style on Trial: Solange Knowles’ has a run in with the Foot Snatcher
We were going to sympathise with Solange Knowles over this outfit, because it’s not every day that a girl has a run in with the Foot Snatcher, after all, and foot snatching is a serious issue for The Fashion Police.
It’s not really her missing feet we feel we need to investigate, though, is it? It’s her missing top:
No one’s really going to notice the missing feet now, are they? Clever!
With the return of flares and other forms of wide-leg pants to the fashion radar this season, we fear feet snatching is going to be on the increase (tiny bras, we’re not so sure about, but we’ll be sure to keep you posted). What’s your position on the “Look, ma! No feet!” look, though? Is it a crime of fashion?
Guilty or innocent: place your vote in the comment box, jurors!
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