Leather trackpants.
Leather. Trackpants.
Leather. Track. Pants.
Nope, it’s no good: it doesn’t make any more sense the more you say it. Let’s add another element into the mix:
Six hundred pound leather trackpants.
Aaaand, that was the sound of our heads exploding. Sorry, folks, gotta run…. (Not in leather trackpants, though, we hasted to add.)
Click here to buy them.
These really shouldn’t exist.
The web site recommends you wear them after dark. I’d add the condition, “in an area with no lighting”.