"Hi! Want to see me in a kilt? I'm possibly not safe for work!"
"What do you mean, 'not what you were expecting'? Women LOVE a man in a kilt, don't they? And as is traditional, there's absolutely nothing underneath!"
If you love this particular kilt, we bring the sad tidings that it's sold out. However, if you really, really want one, you can always contact the company to find out if and when they'll be getting more in.