Crimes of Fashion, Trousers/Pants

Vivienne Westwood Anglomania for Lee Bondage Shorts with Removable Bum Bag

“Bondage shorts with removable bum bag”. There’s just nothing right about that sentence, is there?

There’s not much right about the shorts, either:

Why would you want a bag attached to your butt? It has a strap: why not use it? Where does bondage come into it? Where are the peep toe boots you’d obviously wear with these, in observance of the Peep Toe Boot Rule? Why are these cute shoes being paired with “bondage shorts with attached bum bag”.

So many questions, readers. If you have answers, feel free to share them. If you just want to buy these, click here to do it.

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