Monthly Archives: March 2011


Jeremy Scott’s ‘Underpants’ clutch bag: words fail us

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jeremy scott underpants clutch bag Jeremy Scotts Underpants clutch bag: words fail us

Can we all agree that this is the worst clutch bag EVER, or do you all actually want to walk around clutching a pair of men’s underpants?

underpants clutch bag Jeremy Scotts Underpants clutch bag: words fail us

We know Jeremy likes his little joke, but we think the joke’s on whoever pays $422 for this. What do you think?

(Click here to buy it)

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Hand shaped pockets for chilly fingers

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JBNY finger pocket cardigan Hand shaped pockets for chilly fingersSo JBNY, you think you’re being all quirky with your hand shaped pockets don’t you?  But we’re not fooled.  We know that this is just a stuck together crime of fashion.  We suppose this could be useful if you have forgotten your gloves, at least until you needed to move your hands away from your body to actually do anything that is.  Besides, who puts their hands in their pockets and spreads their fingers out like these pockets would force you to?  If you do, and this cardi is just the thing that’s been missing from your life, you can buy it at ASOS for £215.

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Givenchy’s Red Silk “Camel Toe” Jumpsuit

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red givenchy jumpsuit Givenchys Red Silk Camel Toe Jumpsuit

So, this looks bad, right?

But THIS?

really bad camel toe Givenchys Red Silk Camel Toe Jumpsuit

This looks, much, MUCH worse.

We’re sure there’s no explanation necessary here.

It’ll cost you £1,839 to look like this. Click here to do it.

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Shants: now part of your suit

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Stolen Girlfriends Club sheer organza suit pants Shants: now part of your suitThat’s right folks, Stolen Girlfriends Club are marketing these shants as suit pants.  Would they go down well at your office?  They certainly wouldn’t at ours!  We suppose we should be grateful that a) they put the ‘hot pants’ section at the top and b) there is no matching jacket (at least as far as we know).  In fact the model’s face says it all.  “Suit pants?” she’s saying.  “Are you insane?”

What do you think though?  Would these be acceptable as part of a suit to you?  We’ve thrown them in Fashion Police jail for the time being, but bail is set at £280 if you want to release them and you can do that here.

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