All eyes on your ugly pants…

It’s not just that they’re fringed pants, and lord knows, The Fashion Police are no friends of fringe. It’s also that the fringes are attached to EYES:

Eyeballs. With things protruding from them. Are we the only ones who are just a little creeped out by that?

Oh, yeah: if you have a phobia about eyeballs, or things-in-eyes, we should probably have told you to avoid this post. Sorry. Best that you prepare yourselves for the sight of people actually walking around in these, though, if, indeed, they do. The fact that they’re $517 would normally make us think that was an unlikely scenario, but Fashion Victims never fail to surprise us, do they?

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16 Comments

  • March 15, 2011

    Sara

    Those things are both the ugliest and most disturbing things I have ever seen. Eew!

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  • March 15, 2011

    Tali

    EUUUUUWW! something is sticking out of these people’s eyes!! What.. there’re no people, only eyes!

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  • March 15, 2011

    Moni

    EEEEEWWWWW! Disgusting!

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  • March 15, 2011

    andrew

    yeah I don’t understand how anything like this makes it far enough to be produced. I mean, who would buy these? who? its ridiculous . wouldn’t even look good in a costume

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    • March 15, 2011

      Monica

      Agreed. It’s just awful.

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  • March 16, 2011

    Jaynie

    Somehow I just *knew* these would be hideously expensive. Oh, humanity. What has become of you?

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  • March 16, 2011

    Stacy Stadler

    Yeah, I think it ugly but characterise.Would someone have a try?cheap prada

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  • March 16, 2011

    Kota

    Okay, what the heck was the designer smoking?! (and where can I get some?)

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    • March 17, 2011

      Anna

      Personally, I’d like to stay far away from whatever helldrug they were on at the time.

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  • March 17, 2011

    EK Lei

    That’s just plain creepy.

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  • March 18, 2011

    Jeannine

    And, it’s not just fringe… It’s printed belts coming out of eyes. Anyone else notice that?

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  • March 18, 2011

    Alison

    Nightmare fuel!

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  • March 20, 2011

    Lana

    I think they’re pretty cutting edge. Like wearing a surrealist painting. So artsy!

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  • March 23, 2011

    Christine

    I don’t think I could wear those pants without feeling……”itchy.”

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  • March 29, 2011

    Janeth

    that’s just creepy and disgusting

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  • April 18, 2011

    Rock Hyrax

    They remind me of one of the passages in American Psycho that I skipped over for fear of vomiting.

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