Crimes of Fashion, Trousers/Pants

Skirts and Pants Collide at Opening Ceremony

It’s like a modesty panel for your crotch, isn’t it?

And, you know, if it was a FULL skirt, it might be… no, scratch that: it wouldn’t be OK. Full-skirt or half-skirt, The Fashion Police remain firm on our original ruling: SKIRTS AND PANTS DO NOT MIX. Either wear skirts, or wear pants. Your butt does NOT need a curtain, people, we promise you:

Say no to Butt Curtains! We’re begging you!

These are by Opening Ceremony and will set you back $255. Click here to buy them.

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