The Fashion Police have identified a new enemy. They’re known only as “The Gold People”. Here are some mugshots, to help you identify them …
Never try to approach The Gold People. Just get yourself to a place of safety, and call The Fashion Police.
We bet the girls just FLOCK to this guy.
Just to confuse matters, not all of The Gold People are actually gold. Some are simply from the 1980s, for instance.
And some are from children’s TV shows.
Um, we’ve no idea where this one’s from, but put it this way: it sure ain’t Kansas…
This model’s face pretty much says it all, though:
Yes, that’s what we were thinking, too. Don’t worry, sweetie: maybe next season you can walk for Dior Homme or something?
What do you think, men? Are you feeling all inspired for Fall 2011 now?
[Images: PRPhotos.com]
Do you think that today’s fashion designers will ever remember that they are supposed to be creating clothing that real people would wear and not abstract art?
This collection is a joke. It makes Pam Hogg’s collection (which I actually found quite impressive despite being unwearable) look like a work of art. It seems that it’s been created by a jolly teenager in anticipation of a gold statue award.
Tragically, she began to reconsider her modelling career after realizing she would be portraying a radioactive waitress from planet Xyntheon IV, with no attendant superpowers.
That poor lady has a burning heart right over her crotch! Why on earth would you want your clothes to send a ‘hot and itchy’ message?
LMAO, Claire!
Oh those poor people…. No wonder they all look so angry….