Shoe Porn: Rupert Sanderson 140MM patent tri-colored open toe pumps

shoe porn Shoe Porn: Rupert Sanderson 140MM patent tri colored open toe pumps

Shoe Porn in its purest, most dangerous form, readers. We’re going to be taking these Rupert Sanderson peep toes into custody, lest you be corrupted by them. If you’re already corrupted by shoes, however, you’ll find some more images below. View at your own discretion…

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Stuck Together Clothes Crimes: Kettle Black ‘His Pants’ with attached thermal leggings

stuck together clothes Stuck Together Clothes Crimes: Kettle Black His Pants with attached thermal leggings

You know what sucks, readers? When it’s absolutely freezing outside, but you really, really want to wear your knee-length khaki pants, and absolutely nothing else in your wardrobe will do. Seriously, what’s a girl to do?

Well, D’UH! You would wear them with a pair of white thermal leggings underneath, obviously! Because that wouldn’t look odd, or detract from the appearance of the shorts AT ALL, would it?

Seriously, though, in the world of the Fashion Victim, there’s only one thing better than a pair of shorts worn with thermals underneath them (Edgy! Directional! Unexpected!), and that’s a pair of shorts with thermal leggings ATTACHED to them.

We couldn’t make this stuff up, could we?

These are by Kettle Black are they’re down to just $47.50 at Shopbop, and sold out in everything except size 31, so somewhere in the world, there are people walking around who can’t separate their shorts from their long johns. If you’d like to join that exclusive clique, click here.

Modelling is Hard: Sonia by Sonia Rykiel edition

Sonia by Sonia Rykiel dungarees at ASOS Modelling is Hard: Sonia by Sonia Rykiel editionThis model is not happy.  Not only has she had to suffer the indignity of being forced into a pair of dungarees, but these are half denim, half silk dungarees.  The model’s face may say “You’re kidding, right?” to the front view, but wait until she catches a glimpse of the back view…

Sonia by Sonia Rykiel dungarees at ASOS back view Modelling is Hard: Sonia by Sonia Rykiel editionYou can buy these for £330 at ASOS.

Ridiculous Runways: Fashion Police at London Fashion Week – Spring/Summer 2011

london fashion week fall 2011 the fashion police Ridiculous Runways: Fashion Police at London Fashion Week   Spring/Summer 2011

It’s London Fashion Week, folks! Time for a quick look at some upcoming fashion crimes which we’ll all have to be on our guards against this coming winter, but before we do, the usual disclaimer on runway fashion, for the benefit of any Fashion Victims who might read this:

Yeah, yeah, we know it’s ART. We know it’s a CONCEPT, and it’s omgfantastic, and that if we don’t like it then it must just be because “we don’t understaaaaand it!” Because it is DESIGNER, and as far as the Fashion Victims are concerned, if it’s DESIGNER then it must be good. But at the end of the day, they’re also clothes, and, well, some of them are just plain funny. And here they are!

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Fashion Trends: Doggie Style at Dorothy Perkins

scotty dog knitwear Fashion Trends: Doggie Style at Dorothy Perkins
Dog lovers of the world, rejoice: your pet pooch is going to be the very height of fashion this season – or at least, he will be at Dorothy Perkins, who’ve covered their new season knitwear with images of our furry friends.

The pieces shown above are all in the region of £30, and most are available in a couple of different colours. What do you think? Do you adore the doggies, or would you have to be barking mad to consider these? (Sorry, sorry…)

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