So far this selection is making us feel a bit like we’re at a very posh mass wedding.
It must be a complete bummer when you turn up at an awards ceremony and realise that so many other people went with the same colour of gown, mustn’t it? (Yes, people who wore green, we’re looking at you…) One long white gown tends to blend into another after the third photo, but Dianna Agronstill looks absolutely gorgeous, no?
Elizabeth Moss was part of the “lets all wear green” brigade. Looking good on it, though.
Not the best photo, unfortunately, but Eva Longoria Parkeralways does Dramatic Long Black Gown very well.
And it goes without saying that Helena Bonham Carter does “Look, I’m so wacky I’m wearing mismatched shoes!” very well, too. Or as well as can be expected, anyway.
Finally:
We don’t even know what to say about Michelle Williams. Your thoughts?
Poor Maison Martin Margiela. Their trousers just can’t seem to catch a break right now, can they? First there was that mysterious “one leg caught in the shredder” incident, and now THIS.
Was the same shredder responsible for both incidents, we wonder? Are we dealing with a SERIAL shredder here – and one which has made MMM its main target? The Fashion Police are investigating. If you’d like to review the evidence, meanwhile – or just to buy the trousers – you can click here to do so.
Want to look pregnant and like you’re wearing a diaper at the same time? Well this garment achieves that in one fell swoop! Not to mention the leg-shortening qualities of that drop crotch and cropped skinny carrot legs. Dungarees are not a flattering garment at the best of times, but this could just be the most unflattering pair we have ever come across. Or do you know different? Is there a worse pair out there or do you think that this pair is actually not that bad?
How much would you give JNBY in return for these? £270 sound a fair price to you? If it does, and you like this look, you can buy the dungarees at ASOS.
It sounds like the plot of a bad comedy movie, but nope, it’s just those jolly japesters at Maison Martin Margiela again, proving to us that there IS a way to turn a classic pair of black pants into a slapstick-style prop, and they have found it.
These trousers are only for those of you who like a LOT of attention, and are prepared to spend the entire time you’re wearing them answering questions about what happened to your pants, and turning down offers of assistance. If that sounds like your idea of a good time, just click here to buy these for £298.
Imagine if you will, readers, a world in which you were prepared to hand over the best part of $1000 for a pair of sweatpants. Are you imagining it? You wouldn’t want those sweatpants to be made of cotton, or fleece, or some other kind of cheap fabric, would you? Hell no. You’d want them to be made of unicorn skin. Failing that, though, perhaps you’d be willing to settle for leather? Does that sound like something you’d do? Because this season, fashion designers have anticipated just such a scenario, and have thoughtfully provided pairs of leather sweatpants, like the ones seen above.
Now, this is, of course, a very literal interpretation of the phrase “sweat pants”. We suspect these will make you sweat at least a little more than some other, more breathable fabric would. (We also suspect you won’t be wearing them to work out in, though, so that may not be an issue for you.) But what do you think of the introduction of the leather sweatpants into your life, as part of the continuing bid to make “casual” seem “chic”? Are you on board? If you are, both of the examples above can be found at Shopbop…
Awards season is well under way, which means that for the next few weeks, The Fashion Police will be working our stiletto heels off to bring you coverage from the red carpet. For last night’s Golden Globes ceremony, however, we’ve simply rounded up a selection of the celebrities in attendance for you to cast judgement upon. Take a look through our gallery of Golden Globes looks, and don’t forget to tell us who you thought was best and worst dressed!
Carvela have named these boots ‘Wombles’ and we think that tells you everything you need to know, right there. Yes folks, if you have ever had a hankering to look like a Womble, then these are the boots you require. You will be pleased to know that they are made of faux fur rather than real Womble skin, but really, do you want your legs to look like Tobermory’s or Great Uncle Bulgaria’s?
If you do want to get the Womble look, then these boots are now £99 (down from £120) at Selfridges.
‘Kamil’ jersey wrap dress
