“Porn” is possibly the wrong choice of words for these polka dot shoes, because they’re definitely more sweet than sexy, but when Shoeperwoman spotted them earlier this month, we knew we’d have to take them into our safe keeping: well, we wouldn’t want anyone being corrupted by them, would we?
These are a lethal combination of all the things The Fashion Police love in the footwear world: the bow, the polka dot, the red heel… and surprisingly enough, for once they’re not ridiculously priced, at just £35 – amazing.
It’s been a while since we had to arrest a pair of boots for so brazenly disguising themselves and shoes. It was the chunky ‘socks’ that gave it away here. Let’s face it, they look nothing like boot uppers, do they? Sadly there are still plenty of examples of this sort of thing around, but this pair is particularly offensive to our sensibilities because they are, well, ugly. The chunky sole and the thick sock makes them look like something Victoria Beckham would go hiking in.
What do you think though? Do you like this style of boot? Do you think it’s acceptable for them to pretend to be shoes? You can buy these for £95.20 (down from a whopping £390) at House of Fraser.
What better way to round off a Tuesday afternoon than with some haute couture?
These images are from the Alexis Mabille show, which reminded us of some of the bizarre rituals our prisoners get up to in the Fashion Police jail from time to time, only with nicer dresses. Enjoy the gallery, and don’t forget to tell us what you think!
Here at The Fashion Police, we’ve always been of the opinion that denim is best kept for jeans only: and, OK, maybe the odd jacket or two, if we’re feeling in a Blossom kinda mood.
We’ve also always been kinda fickle, though, and this month we’re surprised to admit that Topshop have managed to turn us around on the issue of denim lingerie, although admittedly they’re at an advantage here, because we believe this to be more denim coloured, rather than the kind of fabric your jeans are made of.
Still, we’re not sure if it’s the polka dots, or the ruffles, or if we’ve maybe just been denim-lingerie-lovers all along, but this little set triggered our “cute” reflex. If it did the same for you, just click here to buy it…
This is the Boho bootie by Stuart Weitzman. Yes it is made of stonewash denim. Yes it has a peep toe. Now it was always going to be just a matter of time before we caught up with this for its peep toe boot crimes, but really? A shoe made of stonewash denim? We don’t know about you, but we feel that denim and shoes is not something that ever mixes well and produces a favourable outcome. Look at the example above if you don’t believe us.
Do you agree though? Are denim booties (albeit peep toe ones) just the thing your spring wardrobe is missing? If it is, you can buy this pair for $385 at Zappos.
So, you’ve got the black fringed leggings. You’ve worn the rainbow fringed leggings to death, and the tie-dye fringed leggings are getting baggy around the knees. Where do you go from here?
Its just so obvious: you go suedette. And camel. Because the camel toe just isn’t as effective in black as it is in camel, right?
Someone out there must be buying these, as Topshop keep on flogging the same dead, ummm, camel? Oh, and they’re almost sold out!
Don’t worry, we didn’t forget about the final part of our Style Challenge results, we just got a little bit caught up with other things! Without further ado, then, here are the remaining entries: remember to vote for your favourite in the poll you’ll find at the end of the post.
Vivienne Westwood Anglomania ‘Wednesday’ dress
