Style on Trial: Aqua Cut-Out Cuckoo Dress

aqua cuckoo dress Style on Trial: Aqua Cut Out Cuckoo Dress

There’s a cuckoo in the nest, folks. Well, a cuckoo dress, anyway.

By now, we’re all pretty used to Aqua’s quirky take on dress fashion, not to mention their love of unexpected cut-outs and the flashing of flesh. Some of you love the Aqua look, and some of you don’t, but whatever your feelings about it, we want you to put them out of your minds and concentrate instead on this dress that stands before you now, On Trial.

This dress pleads innocent to the charge of committing crimes against fashion. As the members of the jury, however, it’s up to you to decide. So, how do you find it – guilty or innocent?

(Click here to buy it)

Easy Fashion DIY: The Riddled-With-Holes Blazer

Blazer with holes Easy Fashion DIY: The Riddled With Holes Blazer

Want to look “fashion forward”, “totally edgy” and “bang on trend”, readers? Of course you don’t do. Here’s an easy fashion DIY for you!

You will need:

1. One ordinary blazer, of any colour or style. Try to choose one you’ll never want to wear again.

2. One pair of scissors. Sharp ones.

How to do it:

1. Take scissors to blazer. Cut random holes in it.

2. That’s it.

Now, wasn’t that a whole lot easier on the wallet than spending £690/ $1,098 on the designer version? It just goes to show, you don’t have to spend a fortune to look like a fashion victim!

(Click here to buy it)

Shoe sales, dinner plates and dresses

kurt geiger shoe sale Shoe sales, dinner plates and dresses

Around our blogs this week:

Shoeperwoman is tempted by the Kurt Geiger sale.

Dollface is tempted by a wash bag that looks like mail.

Realtor asks: do you like to read at the table? Well here’s the plate for you….

Grumpy says it may be a new year, but there’s no change on the roads.

And Forever Amber looks back on a month of wearing nothing but dresses.

The Snuggie gets a toddler-tastic makeover, ends up looking like a penguin

penguin snuggy urban outfitters The Snuggie gets a toddler tastic makeover, ends up looking like a penguin

The Penguin Booty-Buddy*, from Urban Outfitters: because sometimes you just can’t relax unless you’re dressed like a penguin, don’t you find?

(Also: where was Harry Potter when this was being sold? Because we don’t know about you, but we’re not seeing a “penguin” here so much as a really strange looking wizard. We suspect dark arts are involved.)

Click here to buy it for $78

*Also doubles as a Halloween costume

Modelling is Hard…

feet on books Modelling is Hard…

… or at least, it is when they strap your feet to a pile of books and call it “footwear”.

Add “ability to balance on books” to your resumes, apiring models: you never know when that particular skill will be required!

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Stuck Together Clothes Crimes: Blazer with attached hoodie

blazer with hooded sweater Stuck Together Clothes Crimes: Blazer with attached hoodie

It’s hard to imagine ever wanting to wear a blazer without a hoodie underneath, isn’t it? Or, indeed, to wear a hoodie without a blazer?

What do you mean “no”? If you can imagine wearing one of these items without the other, then that would mean this garment, which consists of the two items stuck together would be, if not altogether useless, then at least rather inconvenient. And who wants inconvenient clothes, pray tell?

Is it you? If it is, you can click here to buy this for £54.99.