Modelling is Hard: Haider Ackermann does it again

haider ackermann topless models Modelling is Hard: Haider Ackermann does it again

Apparently there was no other way to style these skirts other than to have the models topless and clutching their boobs. Because THAT doesn’t distract you from the clothes AT ALL, does it readers?

Either that or the stylist was assuming that, having spent £1262/$1967 on the skirt, most people wouldn’t have enough cash left for any other clothes. In which case, the styling here is actually quite helpful, isn’t it? Or, you know, not

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More M&S faux fur legwarmers

MS faux fur legwarmers More M&S faux fur legwarmersRemember how we said a couple of weeks back that there were an alarming amount of legwarmers at Marks and Spencer?  Well, this is another example of a particularly frightening pair.  Yeti legs anyone?

But seriously though, where are you going to wear these?  If you have a suggestion, please let us know.  And how would you style them?  We are sure they are very cosy, but is that a reason to walk around with your lower leg smothered in faux fur?

If you like these and want to buy them, they are £20 here.

Ugly Prom Dress Alert: The Green-Skirted Monster

ugly prom dress Ugly Prom Dress Alert: The Green Skirted MonsterThe site selling this dress suggests it could be a prom dress OR a bridesmaid’s dress.

All we can say is that if this is what the bridesmaids are wearing, we’d LOVE to see the bride…

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(Thanks to Angela for the report!)

The Bra Dress reaches its logical conclusion

bra dress roberto cavalli The Bra Dress reaches its logical conclusion

We all saw this one coming, didn’t we? We’ve been logging multiple incidents of bra dresses for months now, so it stood to reason that the bra dresses of the world would elect a leader, and that the leader they chose would feature an ACTUAL bra, with a handy “boob window” through which to showcase it.

That dress is by Roberto Cavalli, and it’ll set you back “just” £1,060 / $1640. And all night, people will wonder what on earth happened that left you looking like this

The next step in the evolution of the bra dress? Why, dresses with boob windows but NO attached bra, of course!

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Aztec Chic: knit shorts from Topshop

Aztec Knit Shorts Aztec Chic: knit shorts from TopshopBecause we all know how chilly it can get in Mexico, right?

But come on folks, even if it were that cold in Mexico, we still couldn’t allow these shorts to slip beneath the Fashion Police radar. Because if it were that cold, well, we’d be commenting on the fact that these leg coverings don’t actually cover the legs. They’re useless in every potential climate. There is frankly no reason whatsoever for their existence!

Unless, of course, their reason for being is so that you can purchase them. Which you can do from Topshop for £45.