Fashion Police at The 2011 MOCA Gala

As regular readers know, an angel dies every time someone wears clumpy shoes or peep toe boots on the red carpet. We know it’s unfair, but look, we don’t make the rules here, we just report them. And boy, but Rosanna Arquette has some angel blood on her hands tonight…

Rosanna Arquette in a yellow dress and peep toe bootsRosanna “Angel Killer” Arquette was appearing at the MOCA Gala (the MOCA being the Museum of Contemporary Art) in LA this weekend.We had hoped for an interesting event, fashion-wise, as some of our suspects tend to take the view that ART= EXCUSE TO DRESS STRANGELY WITH IMPUNITY, but as it turns out, there was a LOT of black, and only a few things worth writing home about. We present the evidence in the gallery below: feel free to tell us whether they’re guilty or innocent of committing crimes of fashion!

THE SUSPECTS:

 

7 Comments

  • November 14, 2011

    Lili @ Relatable Style

    Rosanna’s dress has big boobs… and also its period. Awkward.

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    • November 14, 2011

      Lili @ Relatable Style

      Not to mention that the shoes are hideous with this!

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    • November 14, 2011

      Georgia

      I agree. I can’t see past the “I got my period and decided just to let it flow” look. Disturbing.

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  • November 14, 2011

    Daisy

    CRINGGGGE.

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  • November 14, 2011

    Arielle

    Wow. The best outfit in that line-up could most favorably be called “lackluster.” That was a painful gallery to browse!

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  • November 14, 2011

    Hayashi

    Lol, the doppler effect? xD

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  • November 15, 2011

    Skint in the City

    Rosanna looks as if she’s in a Hall of Mirrors – that one that makes you go super-long and skinny. And what has happened to her legs? I’m sure I’ve got a couple of fatter pencils on my desk.

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