Ugly Prom Dresses

Ugly Prom Dress Alert: Curtain on the Crotch

“Look, everyone! Look at my crotch! No! No! Don’t look at the dress! Can’t you see I’m trying to distract you from the ugliness of the dress by holding it open, like a curtain on the crotch? Look, you can see my underwear and everything!”

Sorry, sweetie, it’s too late: we saw the dress, and we’re arresting it. Modelling is hard, you know…

[Product Page | Thanks to Simona for the report!]
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