The white lace knee socks really make this outfit, don’t they?
[Product Page | Thanks again to Simona!]
Ugly Prom Dress Alert: The Purple Mullet 
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Monthly Archives: December 2010
Ugly Prom Dress Alert: The Purple Mullet
Givenchy add thongs to ankle boots
Look at this boot, readers. The bright red colour, the all-over sequins, the high heel… It’s just not DIFFERENT enough, is it? What could we do to make it more “edgy”, and thus more fashionable, we wonder?
Oh, we know!
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Handbag of the Week: Kate Spade ‘All Typed Up Clyde’ Bag
It’s been a while since we brought you a Handbag of the Week, and we’ll be honest: this one won its place here, not because it’s the greatest bag we’ve seen all week, but simply because it was the most unusual. With its bright red colour and pleasingly retro design we’re guessing the typewriter keyboard on the front will be too kitsch for some and just the right amount of kitsch for others. Which side are you on?
(Click here to buy it for $495)
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Dress of the Day: Fever ‘Cate’ dress in blue
Fever ‘Cate’ dress in blue
£69.99, Fever
(Click here to buy it)
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Ugly Prom Dress Alert: Curtain on the Crotch
“Look, everyone! Look at my crotch! No! No! Don’t look at the dress! Can’t you see I’m trying to distract you from the ugliness of the dress by holding it open, like a curtain on the crotch? Look, you can see my underwear and everything!”
Sorry, sweetie, it’s too late: we saw the dress, and we’re arresting it. Modelling is hard, you know…
[Product Page | Thanks to Simona for the report!]
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Fashion Police for the Boys: Underwear Edition (NSFW)
Something disturbing this way lies,
It’s not safe for work, and it’s not safe for eyes…
(Click at your peril…)
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Rick Owens takes the “skort” literally
Things We Learned from this very literal interpretation of the “skort” (i.e. it’s not a pair of shorts that looks like a skirt, it’s a pair of shorts attached to a skirt…):
* When your leather skirt is so short you need to wear a pair of long shorts underneath it, it’s probably too short.
* When your leather skirt is attached to shorts, £645 is a fairly ambitious price to be charging
* So is £322.50
* Some people just won’t care about any of this, because it’s omgdesigner! It’s RICK OWENS, people! How can RICK OWENS ever be wrong?
(Click here to buy it)
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