Crimes of Fashion, Trousers/Pants

Juicy Couture animal print sweatpants: a new low

We think Juicy Couture have reached a new low with their velour sweatpants. We’re just really hoping there isn’t a matching hoodie to go with these, because we’re running low on eyeball bleach this week, and we don’t think our corneas could handle it.

In Juicy’s defence, we’d pretty much come to terms with their non-patterned velour offerings (as loungewear, we hasten to add), as long as people try to refrain from wearing them with Ugg boots. In order to wear these, though, we feel like we’d need to dye our hair blonde, let the roots grow out for a few weeks, and then have a really orange fake tan. If you can think of another way to wear them, though, click here to buy yourselves a pair…

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