Look at this boot, readers. The bright red colour, the all-over sequins, the high heel… It’s just not DIFFERENT enough, is it? What could we do to make it more “edgy”, and thus more fashionable, we wonder?
Oh, we know!
Add a thong on the inside! Viola: now we can call it “fashun”. And we can charge £3,000 for it!
Soon you’ll be wondering why all boots don’t have thongs, you mark our words…
(Click here to buy them)