A bad case of moths: Topshop patchwork top

Topshop knitted rose metallic patchwork topTopshop call this an open stitch chunky jumper, which is something of a hyperbole in itself. We”d question the use of the word “jumper” in this instance.  Aren’t jumpers supposed to keep you warm?  Bits of this would keep, well, bits of you warm, but that ‘open stitch’ is going to make the rest of you pretty chilly we would wager.  Plus you’ll have to deal with the gasps of horror and people asking “What happened to your sweater?” everywhere you go.  If that kind of thing doesn’t bother you though, and you’re happy to give Topshop £65 in return for half part of a sweater, then go right ahead.

9 Comments

  • December 14, 2010

    Lei

    This looks like something a zombie would wear.

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  • December 14, 2010

    Monica

    This is horrible!

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  • December 15, 2010

    nata

    Looks like skin peeling off. I see a dead sweater!

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  • December 15, 2010

    Mitr Friend

    I’ll call it a very badly stored vintage!!! LOlz!!!

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    • December 17, 2010

      Tali

      hahahaha totally agree! cool way to describe it

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  • December 15, 2010

    Pink Princess

    Words are not enough to describe the awfulness of this.
    I’m speechless…

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  • December 17, 2010

    Jeepster

    This reminds me of that Vivienne Westwood “noose” sweater that the punks used to wear back in the day…

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    • December 17, 2010

      Rock Hyrax

      … except not a patch on the original! (No pun intended.)

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  • December 17, 2010

    Tali

    Every time I go to Topshop site I take a look at the closeup of this sweater to lift up my spirits. It’s just so funny! The black looks far more ordinary.

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