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This week, around our network:

Shoeperwoman catches Jimmy Choo selling plastic shoes again.

Dollface ponders the usefulness of scented nail polish.

Realtor is still loving peacock fashion for the home.

Grumpy wonders what’s on your Christmas list?

And Forever Amber ponders the question of blogger copying.

The Knee Pad Leggings

knee pad leggings The Knee Pad Leggings

Some people spend a lot of  time on their knees. We don’t know why. We don’t really WANT to know why. Having seen these super-special Marios knee-pad leggings, though, we’re forced to conclude that they do it because they like to clean the floors with their clothes. And they need fishnet leggings with shag-pile kneepads to do it. Obviously.

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Kate Moss is the Best Dressed Woman of the Decade says Vogue

101102P4 MOSS B GR 02 Kate Moss is the Best Dressed Woman of the Decade says Vogue

Meet the best dressed woman of the decade, readers – well, according to Vogue, anyway – Kate Moss!

The US edition of the magazine has just issued its first ever “Best Dressed” edition, listing the ten women it feels had the most influence during the past decade. Moss tops the list, with style director Alexandra Kotur commenting, “No one has had more influence for the past decade on the way women have dressed than Kate Moss.”

You’ll find the rest of the top ten under the jump, so take a look, and tell us what you think. Would you have named Kate Moss Best Dressed of the Decade? And, if not, who should have won instead?

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Wear or Die: ASOS furry hats edition

wear or die furry hats Wear or Die: ASOS furry hats edition

This week readers the choice is yours: do you want Bugs Bunny’s ears on your head or do you want to wear a Rod Stewart wig?  Either way, you must choose one or you die.  (Except you don’t, really, this is only a game and death is not an option.)  Still you must decide which questionable head gear you want to keep you warm this winter and tell us in the comments.

Ginnifer Goodwin takes on the “curtain dress” challenge

101113A1 GOODWIN B GR 01 Ginnifer Goodwin takes on the curtain dress challenge

Ginnifer Goodwin

Last week, Leighton Meester took on the style challenge presented by what we’ve come to think of as the “curtain dress” - i.e. it’s a normal dress from the knees up, but from the knees down? It’s pretty much a net curtain. Sometimes a particularly ugly one.

Judging by the comments on that post, Leighton’s brave attempt was not a success – or at least, not in the eyes of the the ladies and gentlemen of the Fashion Police Jury. The celebrities aren’t going to give up, though, Oh, hell to the no! They’ll continue to pit their fashion wits against the might of the curtain dress, and they’ll do it for as long as fashion designers deem the style to be, like, SO hot, dahlinks.

The latest celebrity to go head to head with The Dress is Ginnifer Goodwin, who wore this Chanel number to MOCA’s Annual Gala “The Artist’s Museum Happening”. Did she succeed where Leighton Meester failed? We think it’s a much better attempt, and we tend to find Ginnifer cute no matter what she does, but we’re letting you guys be the judge here, so give us your verdict in the comments box!

Fashion Fit for a Prison Inmate: Paul & Joe Sister Playsuit

fashion fit for a prison inmate Fashion Fit for a Prison Inmate: Paul & Joe Sister Playsuit

It seems wrong to describe this as a “playsuit” somehow. There’s nothing really “playful” about it, is there? It’s dull, dreary, shapeless, looks like it’s been through the wash a few dozen hundred times… in fact, rather than something you’d “play” in, it looks much more like something you’d do ten years hard labour in, which is why we’re going to adopt it as the summer uniform for the inmates of the Fashion Police jail. Suitably drab, dontcha think?

Want to dress like a Fashion Jail inmate? Well, it’ll cost you £149, but be our guests (literally, if you wish: our jail doors are always open!) and click here to buy it.