Dress Like a Toddler: Irregular Choice ‘Cuddly Toy’ hats

irregular choice toy hats Dress Like a Toddler: Irregular Choice Cuddly Toy hats

Bet you’re wondering what these two piles of stuffed animals are doing on The Fashion Police, eh? Well, look closer.

These are hats.

They’re for adults.

They’re £89 each.

We’re not sure which of these facts is most surprising to us, so we’ll leave it up to you to decide. Should you wish to take a closer look, or, indeed, to buy one of them, you can click here to do it.

Ugly Shoes: Michael Kors lace up bootie

Michael Kors lace up bootie Ugly Shoes: Michael Kors lace up bootieMichael Kors calls this a lace up bootie.  We beg to differ.  By no stretch of the imagination is this a boot.  See that strap at the front?  That’s clearly a sandal, albeit with a lace up ankle section tagged on for no apparent good reason.  And don’t even get us started on the cut out heel.  Nope, if you were to try to wear these in the same way you would wear boots, you would be sorely disappointed.  And cold.  And possibly with wet feet.

What do you think though?  Is this a boot or a sandal?  And would you wear it?  If you would, it’s $1,225 (for a sandal?  Come on Michael, don’t make us arrest you for Daylight Robbery as well) and is available here.