Bet you’re wondering what these two piles of stuffed animals are doing on The Fashion Police, eh? Well, look closer.
These are hats.
They’re for adults.
They’re £89 each.
We’re not sure which of these facts is most surprising to us, so we’ll leave it up to you to decide. Should you wish to take a closer look, or, indeed, to buy one of them, you can click here to do it.
I don’t know what the world is coming to when children’s toys are sewn onto cheap hats, and sold for nearly £100.
And the funny thing is you could buy a baseball cap for a couple of quid, raid the charity shop and get about 10 toys for £2 and make it yourself. *sigh*
Now why did I never think of this before? I’ve got stacks of cuddly toys so will get my kids to sew them onto hats as our next arts & craft project – seriously!
Surely, if one peers closely, this is what a broadsheet might tag a “shock soft-toy sex romp”? Look at all those glazed eyes. God knows what’s going in the middle of the heap.