We were trying to think of an appropriate way to end the sentence in the title: you know, like “What not to wear to a wedding”, or “what not to wear to a job interview” or whatever.
Then we realised that, actually? The sentence stands alone. This outfit is the perfect example of what not to wear: EVER.
If you disagree and can think of the perfect occasion to wear this, then:
a) Please share with the class
b) Click here to buy it.