Crimes of Fashion

The Top Five Ugliest Items of September 2010

1. KTZ frilly leggings

Well, readers, it’s October. A new month, a new season, and we’ve no doubt there’ll be lots of new fashion crimes for us to arrest. Before we get on with that, though, we thought we’d take a moment to open the doors of our jail and have a look at the very ugliest items of the month just gone.

In first place, and a possible contender for the Ugliest Item of the YEAR, never mind the month, it has to be those frilly KTZ leggings. When our officers found these, they stopped in their tracks and just stared at the screen for a few minutes, scarcely able to believe their eyes. We’re lucky we weren’t blinded, in fact. Will we ever find anything this ugly ever again? Probably.

2. The Chest Shirt

The Chest Shirt was a one-of-a-kind creation. Unfortunately that’s the best thing we can say about it.

3. The Goat Fur Skirt

September 2010 really wasn’t a good time to be a goat. This skirt wasn’t the only item to be fashioned from goat fur, but it WAS one of the ugliest…

4. The Brain Jacket

This is your brain on Comme des Garcons…

5. The Sock Shoes

We know we just arrested these yesterday: we’re still not over the ugliness…

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