Wear these, and we almost guarantee people will throw fish at you. Of course, you’ll walk funny: a bit like a penguin in fact. But just think of all the fish!
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Baffling! As for the dropped crotch bit – are you really sure there is a crotch in there? Or knees for that matter? In fact are the trousers (used very loosely) worn by a person at all? It could be a mermaid with feet but no legs. It could, just look, people.
… wait, is that crotch actually dropped down to shin level?!
it looks like a 1930s pants-parody…
It is rare that posts on here illicit more than a raised eyebrow and a a slight chuckle from me…but they made me cover my mouth and nearly spit my drink out my nose. Seriously, what in the bloody hell her they thinking???????
This gets worse every time I look at it…it’s like something off of rotton.com, only more sick and twisted. This is proof that God does not exist.
It’s just plain creepy to look at, it sees into my soul….
Well, well, look who we’ve got here. Looks like The Penguins’ wife finally found her pants.
It looks like those pants Dick van Dyke wore in Mary Poppins to dance with the penguins… except black… and loose… yerch
I saw a more summery version of these some months ago. And the wearer was having to take little penguin steps too…