We know what you’re thinking. We thought the same. What a cute maternity dress.
Except this model? Not pregnant. And the dress? Not maternity.
That’s right, for the bargain price of £298 you too can appear to have your very own bump! Freak out your boyfriend and your boss, or just use it to get a seat on the long commute. Just don’t be insulted when people ask when you’re due!
Marni 3/4 length dress: £298 from yoox.com.