Best Dressed of the Week

Before we show you this week’s contender’s for the Best Dressed of the Week Award, a quick look at last week’s winner:

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Yes, it’s Blake Lively, as voted for by our readers! Blake walks away with the coveted Fashion Police Gold Star, but who’ll join her in the Hall of Fame from this week’s selection? Take a look at the gallery below, then cast your vote in the poll you’ll find under the jump…

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Wearing your heart on your sleeve… and other such organs

Comme Des Garcons jacket Wearing your heart on your sleeve... and other such organs

Remember the ‘brain’ clothing from Comme des Garçons we shared with you earlier this month? Well, should you wish, you can now also share other exciting organs with the world. Specifically – we think – your heart and one half of your lungs. As long as your heart and lungs are seriously disfigured and somewhat misplaced, that is.

Maybe it’s Halloween playing with their creative impulses, but Comme des Garçons’ current obsession with flashing impressions of your insides on your outside… Well, it really turns our stomachs. If you’ll excuse the pun. What do you think?

Comme des Garçons jacket: £833.01 from Colette.

Ugly Prom Dress Alert: Lionella bikini top dress

Lionella bikini top dress1 Ugly Prom Dress Alert: Lionella bikini top dressWe think the title of this post tells you all you need to know about the calibre of prom dresses that Lionella sell.  Look at the poor model’s face.  We think she’s just caught sight of herself in the mirror judging by that look shock and horror.  Wait til she sees the back view: Continue reading

Navel sprays and skull cupcakes: Happy Halloween!

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This week, around our network:

Shoeperwoman finds herself seduced by River Island’s shoe collection.

Dollface wonders is a spray for belly buttons is really necessary?

Realtor shows us the easy way to make skull cupcakes. Well, it IS Halloween…

Grumpy weighs in on the Italian mini skirt ban .

And Forever Amber is replaced by Rubinman, for a guest post.

Lanvin’s feathered dress attacked by wild animals

lanvin feathered dress Lanvin’s feathered dress attacked by wild animalsIt’s not just a feathered dress: it’s a feathered dress that looks like it has been viciously mauled by wild animals.

And actually, come to think of it, it’s not just a feathered dress that looks like it’s been viciously mauled by wild animals, either. It’s a $4,396 feathered dress that looks like… oh, fill in the rest yourselves.

We’re actually starting to feel sorry for it now. It may be Daylight Robbery, but it surely didn’t deserve whatever happened to leave it in this state, did it?

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Mandy Coon Leather Bunny Bag: for the “woodland animal” trend

leather bunny bag Mandy Coon Leather Bunny Bag: for the woodland animal trendRabbits are totally the new black, readers. Not only are people keen to wear them on their heads, now they’re also able to carry their prostrate forms over their shoulders, thanks to this leather bunny bag by Mandy Coon (Don’t worry, no bunnies died to make this bag: lambs did.)

We guess this will certainly cause people to do a double-take as you saunter casually by with what appears to be a skinned rabbit tucked under your arm, but does that idea appeal to you at all? If it does, just click here to buy it for $619…