The Chest Shirt by Simon Berg: warts and all…

Hey, guys! Want to walk around bare-chested, but finding yourself stifled by those pesky “Customers must wear a shirt and shoes at all times” notices? Here is the solution!

Leaves nothing to the imagination, huh?

Also, girls? Want a great way to totally freak out your boyfriend, or anyone else who happens to be in the vicinity? Throw on one of these bad boys and await the incredulous stares that will surely come your way!

We think this has actually been fantastically well done, although naturally we wouldn’t wear it ourselves (and actually couldn’t, as it seems to be one of a kind.). To see more from Simon Berg, click here.

9 Comments

  • September 1, 2010

    Moni

    EWWWWW! Disgusting!
    It’s meant as a statement, right? That true beauty goes deeper than the skin, yadda, yadda, yadda… or maybe it’s some kind of skin cancer awareness shirt?
    It must be, or else they would have printed the picture of a HANDSOME man on this thing.

    What really makes me laugh, though, is the way this woman holds the hanger with the shirt. She, too, doesn’t seem to want to get too close to it…

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  • September 1, 2010

    Annija

    It would make a great Halloween costume.

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  • September 1, 2010

    Karen

    I like it as a gag gift idea.

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  • September 1, 2010

    FJ

    Is that accurate colour rendition(?), because it looks sickly. It reminds me of flayed flesh.

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  • September 1, 2010

    ia_fetishistko

    the back is awful(

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  • September 1, 2010

    Ella Mode

    That’s bacne! Ew.

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  • September 1, 2010

    b.

    I actually shuddered.

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  • September 1, 2010

    Aleutie

    “Oh, my eyes! My eyes! I am blind!!!” (c)Phoebe in “Friends”

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  • September 3, 2010

    Sleepless in Tokyo

    It reminds me of those Hannibal Lecter movie/novels, about the guy who flayed his victims to make a dress from women skins… too bad he didn’t live up to these days when he could get inexpensive version without even needing to hunt for his hide… YEW!

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