The Marchesa show at New York Fashion Week is always a guaranteed feast for the eyes, so before the fashion circus moves onto London, let’s take a look at the Spring 2011 catwalk, and try to imagine scenarios in which we would actually find ourselves in need of one of these gowns…
Yes, you may well look shifty, young lady: we know a shress when we see one…
Huh. Sheer harem pants. Totally not what we were expecting here.
Aha, so THAT’S what happened to that shower puff we thought the dog ate!
“Behold! My crotch in a heart!”
This deserves to be seen twice: so intricate and beautiful.
“Yeah, it’s a mullet dress. SO?”
Now THIS is the kind of thing we expect from Marchesa!
“Beam me up!”
Bravo, Kelly Osbourne!
Shiny Jessica Szhor