Oh dear. Where do we start? With the patched knees? The deliberate holes? Or the fact that, were it not for the dropped crotch, this would essentially be a contender for the stuck-together-clothes file: an artist’s impression of a denim mini skirt worn over sagging jeggings, perhaps?
There is frankly nothing right about these jeans. They are not flattering. They are not cutting edge. They are not sexy and could not be made to look so however you dressed them up. Their only saving grace is the fact that they could never produce the camel toe effect, however hard they tried!
To rub salt into the wounds, they weigh in at a hefty £119. Not hefty for a classic denim number, perhaps, but rather costly for something already boasting holes and saggy knees!
Available from G-Star at ASOS.
I feel bad for those pretty heels! :s
The harem pant bred with all of the denim trends. :X
It looks like an entrant in a competition to design the world’s ugliest jeans by someone without the creativity to design something more imaginative like the accordion jeans or the half skinny/half wide leg jeans, so they just added every ugly little feature they could think of. They’re not even good at being bad.
They’re perfect if you’re going for the “two inch long legs” look.
Ick! The only good looking thing in the picture are the heels. These pants are hideous. Have they been made just to create a controversial discussion?