Style on Trial: Cowl necks for men

River Island grey laddered cowl neck Style on Trial: Cowl necks for menWhat do you think of cowl neck sweaters for men?  We love a man in a polo neck or a v neck, or even a classic crew neck for that matter.  We weren’t even aware cowl necks for men existed in the real world (undoubtedly Mark from Ugly Betty will have worn one at some point) until we spotted a couple of options whilst browsing the men’s collection at River Island.  The image above is one example.  We can’t think that we have ever seen a man on the street in a cowl neck and we are not sure we like the idea very much.

But what do you think?  Are cowl necks the next big thing in menswear?  Or is this a style that should be reserved for women’s sweaters only?  You decide.  If you (or your man) likes the sweater above it can be purchased here for £34.99.

Handbag of the Week: Marc Jacobs Rad quilted leather bag

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This Autumn, “lady-like” style is making a comeback. Call it the Mad Men effect if you will, but framed handbags are going to be the only way to carry your necessities with you.

But lady-like doesn’t have to mean all grown up, right? This gorgeous Marc Jacobs handbag somehow combines the sophisticated and the cute in one delightful package. Add to this the over-shoulder strap for practicality, and we’re certain it’s worth its £725 £290 price tag.

Available from The Outnet – and top of this Officer’s wishlist right now!

Leighton Meester’s Louboutins, and more Friday Fun

 Leighton Meesters Louboutins, and more Friday Fun

Shoeperwoman wants to know what you think of Leighton Meester’s Louboutins.

Dollface gets excited at the prospect of more makeup for pale skin.

Keeping It Realtor has some top tips for anyone thinking of moving home.

And the Grumpy Old Bloggers aren’t having the best of weeks…

Celebrities in Fancy Dress: Paris Hilton dresses as Marilyn Monroe for new frangrance launch

FP 5564650 RIJ PARIS TEASE 081010 Celebrities in Fancy Dress: Paris Hilton dresses as Marilyn Monroe for new frangrance launch

No, we have no idea why, either. This wasn’t a costume party, as far as we can tell – it was the launch of Paris Hilton’s new fragrance, ‘Tease’ – but Paris apparently decided it was the perfect excuse to get dressed up as her idol, Marilyn Monroe.

We’ve actually had nightmares in which we’re the only ones to turn up to a costume party actually in costume, but as this isn’t too far removed from how Paris dresses anyway, maybe she thought she could get away with it…

Revenge of the Pointy-Headed Mannequins

duro olowu polo cardigan Revenge of the Pointy Headed Mannequins

Barneys, you’re scaring us. In fact, we’re shaking in our stilettos here.

We’re not just scared because this nauseatingly hideous Duro Olowu polo cardigan is apparently worth $935 to you, although that’s frightening enough, and if we let ourselves think about it too long, we just bet we won’t be able to sleep tonight.

No, we’re also scared because of the pointy-headed mannequin.

WHAT’S WITH THE POINTY-HEADED MANNEQUIN, BARNEYS?!

Seriously, are you trying to give us all heart-attacks? You can’t destroy the Fashion Police with fear, you know, (Well, you kind of can, to be honest, but we’re not going to tell you that) but we think that by creating this army of Pointy-Headed Mannequins (PHMs), you’re probably planning to try and take over the world. The Mannequins will come, and they will bring their $1000 cardigans to ensure that the Fashion Victims shall inherit the earth. Actually, we’re pretty sure Pointy-Headed Mannequins are one of the four horsemen of the fashion apocalypse, no?

They’re coming, readers. And they’re wearing expensive ugly knitwear:

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Really expensive stuff we like but can’t afford: Red Valentino Bow Detail T-Shirt

red valentino bow detail t shirt Really expensive stuff we like but cant afford: Red Valentino Bow Detail T ShirtRed Valentino bow-detail t-shirt, £85, Net-a-Porter

Note to Self: buy some tulle, tie it into a bow, sew it onto a t-shirt, save £85. Because seriously, who spends £85 on a t-shirt? WHO?

Pretty, though. Veeeerrry pretty…

Dressing like a Toddler: Killah Sequin Bunny Sweat Top

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Awww – lookit! An ickle bunny wabbit! Wiv sparkly bits! How cuuuuute!

Cute on a four year old? Yes. Possibly even cute on a ten year old. A teenager might just pull this off with enough “innocent chic” aplomb, and worn with a dash of irony I can even see it cropping up in the lecture theatre… But we’re going to stick our necks on the line and say that if you’ve graduated? You most likely can’t pull this one off.

Which is a shame, because you know we’re all about the stripes!

So, will you be channelling your inner toddler this season? If so hop (yes, we went there) on over to Oli.co.uk where £40 will buy you a free pass to nursery school – and possibly a few bemused looks to boot!