What we have here readers is a ‘one thing pretending to be something else’ crime. In this case it is a bikini, attempting to pass itself off as a one piece swimming costume. We’re not fooled though, especially when we see the back view. Joining the two sections of a bikini together with a little bit of crochet does not a one piece make. In fact, joining the two sections of the bikini bottoms together with crochet at the sides does not a flattering swimsuit make. And won’t someone please think of the tan lines!
What do you think though? Do you like this enough to risk the web-like suntan pattern you will surely get from wearing this to the beach? Do you want to people to ask how such an horrendous ladder got in the front of your costume (because the more we look at this, the more it reminds us of laddered tights)? If you do, you can buy this for £32 here.